Behind Closed DoorsD.O.P.E.Department of Pharmaceutical Espionage(They spend millions of media dollars on subtle messages designed to shape the thinking of the average citizen.)[Second Frame: AN is admiring as AZ brags] AZ: Yes, Ms. Nutherpill, it was easy to get the AMA House of Delegates to pass Resolution 623, indeed, they were quite enthusiastic. [Third Frame - AZ continues] AZ: The chiros are media neophytes, but they've been making steady progress with their national media campaign. Resolution 623 will fund $200,000 to $500,000, a mere pittance, to explain to the masses just how uneducated chiropractors are comparted to real doctors. [Fourth frame: AN looking surprised] AN: But Agent Zachery, isn't a chiropractic education equivalent to a medical education, except for the drugs and the slicing and dicing? AZ: Yes, and in some ways better. [Fifth Frame: AN is still curious] AN: Then how will you convince the public that the chiropractors aren't as educated? [Sixth Frame - AZ gloats] AZ: It's not the story, Nutherpill, it's how you tell it.
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Dynamic Chiropractic - October 7, 1996, Volume 14, Issue 21