Dynamic Chiropractic - November 18, 1996, Volume 14, Issue 24|
Behind Closed Doors
Department of Pharmaceutical Espionage(If you can't beat 'em ... eat 'em)
[Second Frame: AZ is reporting to BB in BB's office.]
AZ: All the reports are in, Boss. Our Holistic Medicine Publishing Sector shows major gains, the Alternative Medicine Branch membership is growing at record speed, Homeopathic Medicine sales have tripled ...
[Third Frame: AZ continues with his report]
AZ: ... the Complimentary Medicine Society is getting great national media exposure, we've open 50 more Collaborative Medical installations and the Medical Acupuncture legislation is through the first Congressional Committee.
[Fourth Frame: BB responds with AN looking on.]
BB: Excellent Agent Zachary. Good work.
[Fifth Frame: AZ gone, AN seems confused.]
AN: I thought we were a pharmaceutical intelligence organization, what's with all this alternative stuff.
[Sixth Frame: BB responds, flicking his cigar]
BB: We support all forms of alternative health care Miss Nutherpill, just as long as they're medical.