Dynamic Chiropractic - November 18, 1996, Volume 14, Issue 24

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Behind Closed Doors


Department of Pharmaceutical Espionage

(If you can't beat 'em ... eat 'em)

[Second Frame: AZ is reporting to BB in BB's office.]

AZ: All the reports are in, Boss. Our Holistic Medicine Publishing Sector shows major gains, the Alternative Medicine Branch membership is growing at record speed, Homeopathic Medicine sales have tripled ...

[Third Frame: AZ continues with his report]

AZ: ... the Complimentary Medicine Society is getting great national media exposure, we've open 50 more Collaborative Medical installations and the Medical Acupuncture legislation is through the first Congressional Committee.

[Fourth Frame: BB responds with AN looking on.]

BB: Excellent Agent Zachary. Good work.

[Fifth Frame: AZ gone, AN seems confused.]

AN: I thought we were a pharmaceutical intelligence organization, what's with all this alternative stuff.

[Sixth Frame: BB responds, flicking his cigar]

BB: We support all forms of alternative health care Miss Nutherpill, just as long as they're medical.