Behind Closed DoorsD.O.P.E.Department of Pharmaceutical Espionage(If you can't beat 'em ... eat 'em)[Second Frame: AZ is reporting to BB in BB's office.] AZ: All the reports are in, Boss. Our Holistic Medicine Publishing Sector shows major gains, the Alternative Medicine Branch membership is growing at record speed, Homeopathic Medicine sales have tripled ... [Third Frame: AZ continues with his report] AZ: ... the Complimentary Medicine Society is getting great national media exposure, we've open 50 more Collaborative Medical installations and the Medical Acupuncture legislation is through the first Congressional Committee. [Fourth Frame: BB responds with AN looking on.] BB: Excellent Agent Zachary. Good work. [Fifth Frame: AZ gone, AN seems confused.] AN: I thought we were a pharmaceutical intelligence organization, what's with all this alternative stuff. [Sixth Frame: BB responds, flicking his cigar] BB: We support all forms of alternative health care Miss Nutherpill, just as long as they're medical.
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Dynamic Chiropractic - December 31, 1969, Volume 14, Issue 24